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Bawdy tales and lewd art are found in all civilized cultures.

Here, we observe that a number of Greek constellations were originally depicted with naughty bits.

Orion is our poster child.
His figure contains three stars which are ‘the sword’ of the hunter. Looking at the rest of the figure, we see this is not where a man would want to dangle a blade, as something else already dangles there. . . .

We’ll take a look at this and more with all of the decorum of a table in a middle school lunchroom.

Several of our flipbook presentations touch upon genitals . . . wait; strike that. How about ‘address the matter of genital depiction in the sky’? . . . no, that’s kind of stiff. Hold – strike that as well. . . .

Let’s just say that there are some naughty bits in in the sky.

Ptolemy’s starlines of Taurus [LINK] lead us to Auriga, and three stars which dangle below the crouching goatherd.

A study of the stars of Leo [Ptol; LINK] veers in the direction of heraldry, wherein lions at times display a masculine pride, which is visible in the sky.

In pondering Sagittarius we decipher an unusual representation from Mesopotamia [LINK], which sports a prominent member, along with some extra body parts.

We also note that the constellation Virgo includes a star described as “between the legs”.

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